in-very-general-terms-a-gun-is-an-antibiotic
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the-second-person-in-a-conga-line-is-always-the-person-who-starts-it.
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being-with-people-who-dont-listen-is-lonelier-than-being-alone.
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lego-gets-surprisingly-little-hate-considering-they-mainly-sell-plastic.
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There’s an age where it’s socially acceptable to kick a pregnant lady.
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your-wife-is-technically-your-ex-girlfriend
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cool-ranch-doritos-do-not-taste-like-ranch
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in-a-decade-our-children-will-be-asking-how-we-survived-before-ai
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technically-we-can-all-jump-higher-than-a-house
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the-fancier-a-restaurant-is-the-more-disappointing-the-food-is-when-its-in-a-takeout-container.
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the-longer-you-dont-pee-the-longer-you-pee.
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