There are too many people whose favorite freedom is taking away mine.
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not-one-of-us-has-ever-been-completely-motionless
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if-you-scroll-far-enough-through-the-calendar-you-will-unknowingly-scroll-past-the-day-of-your-death.
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you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food.
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in-toy-story-it-must-be-pure-agony-to-exist-as-an-unassembled-lego-set
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calling-someone-darling-sounds-sweet-when-a-woman-says-it-but-down-right-creepy-if-a-man-does.
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for-some-reason-zoos-never-include-moose.
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nothing-is-more-worrying-than-hearing-a-crunch-in-your-mouth-while-eating-a-soft-food
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The other side of your skin is wet
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Shitting your pants is an immediate problem and an an immediate solution.
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It has never been easier to get famous
UntetheredRage