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dick-is-the-fountain-of-life1
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step-sister-porn-is-everywhere-but-you-never-see-any-adopted-sister-porn.
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when-chips-get-stale-they-turn-soft-but-when-bread-gets-stale-it-gets-harder
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real-men-arent-moved-by-pronouncements-about-what-real-men-do-or-dont-do.
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fuck-might-be-the-most-versatile-word-in-the-english-language.
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shapeshifters-can-technically-make-their-dick-any-size
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good-dreams-only-happens-just-before-the-alarm-rings.
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sex-is-more-common-at-nightlights-off-but-sex-in-porn-is-more-common-at-daylightlights-on.
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Napoleon Dynamite was a long ass infomercial for MTV.
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