Most of us will have a kill ratio of 0:1
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Humans are lucky that our arms are long enough to reach our buttholes
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its-kind-of-ridiculous-that-seat-belt-laws-exist-but-motorcycles-are-a-thing1
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all-toads-are-frogs-but-not-all-frogs-are-toads
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all-inhabitants-of-discworld-are-flat-earthers.
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everest-must-be-legit-hard-to-climb-because-there-havent-been-any-influencers-who-made-the-trip.
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there-are-probably-a-lot-of-unnoticed-boners-in-movies-and-tv-shows.
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the better a dating app, the more customers it loses.
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you-know-youre-an-adult-when-you-care-more-about-your-parents-health-than-they-do.
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kind-people-are-often-kind-because-they-know-firsthand-that-life-isnt
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for-all-that-mars-knows-its-having-a-robot-invasion.
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