humans-will-be-the-only-ones-being-sad-about-humanity-going-extinct.
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retirement-homes-will-just-be-big-ass-lan-parties-in-30-years
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the-only-good-billionaire-is-a-former-billionaire
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seems-awfully-suspicious-that-melting-frozen-yogurt-does-not-give-you-yogurt.
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make-up-sex-rewards-conflict
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Nowadays adults are spanked more than children
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Your nipples are older than your teeth.
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Scary voices are either extremely loud or extremely quiet.
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Porn is the only thing that is in extremely high demand and also free
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the-difference-between-having-a-long-day-at-work-and-a-short-day-is-about-90-minutes.
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For many people, Vanna White has been the most most consistent woman in their lives
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