On a scale of 1-10 5.5 is average not 5
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You’ve consumed more liquid in your life than you’ve urinated.
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It’d be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel
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A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical
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Graduation caps are reverse top hats
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Pizza is a useful socialization tool
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There’s like 7 billion boobs
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Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
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Dick is the fountain of life
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Yoga is single player twister
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in Spongebob there are times when Spongebob goes to work and Patrick is already there eating a Krabby Patty, this implies there is another chef that works before Spongebob
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