The old you is actually the younger you.
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champagne-is-the-most-wasted-alcohol.
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A minotaur is a cowboy.
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The farther away you can wave hi to someone the closer you are as friends.
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plants-breathe-in-our-farts
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everyone-in-matrix-is-technically-a-virgin
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A quesadilla is a really flat grilled cheese sandwich
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Almost all dildos are circumcised
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men-can-redirect-blood-flow-with-the-power-of-their-minds.
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A rock is a perfect murder weapon
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The car horn is the universal noise for both hello and fuck you
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