getting-a-hair-stuck-in-your-mouth-has-to-be-a-million-times-more-gross-when-youre-bald.
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seeing-one-helicopter-in-the-sky-is-perfectly-normal-but-seeing-a-lot-of-them-is-fucking-terrifying
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It would have been really easy to be a serial killer 1,000 years ago.
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Your accent is your voice’s font
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we-are-very-trusting-of-handles-on-cups-and-mugs.
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random-compliments-from-strangers-feel-more-genuine-than-from-friends-even-though-we-trust-our-friends-more
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Fish fucked in the water you are drinking.
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as-people-get-older-dick-and-titty-pics-start-to-look-more-and-more-similar.
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Math books need to update their interest rates in their problems.
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if-all-the-laws-were-removed-the-crime-rate-would-be-0
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there-is-roughly-1-testicle-for-everyone-on-the-planet
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