the-presence-of-urinals-yields-far-more-information-than-their-absence.
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killer-whales-are-dolphins-on-steroids-wearing-tuxedos
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if-you-order-a-vanilla-latte-with-almond-milk-youre-drinking-three-bean-soup
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Most animals have never burned the inside of their mouth.
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if-humanity-discovered-telepathy-itd-probably-have-pop-up-ads-within-24-hours.1
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hot-water-when-washing-dishes-feels-cleaner-but-hot-water-when-washing-our-teeth-feels-wrong.
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the-word-crisp-starts-at-the-back-if-your-throat-and-ends-at-the-front.
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Many Amish men’s first photos are possibly a mugshot.
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Even pornstars have a dress code at work.
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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you
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mermaids-using-starfish-as-bras-could-be-a-form-of-symbiotic-relationship.
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