Captured water benders could have used their pee to escape all along. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
as-a-loner-its-not-about-not-having-friends.-its-a-lack-of-quality-people. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
boys-are-more-careful-when-their-penis-is-danger-than-when-their-life-is-in-danger 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Marijuana does not have a smell on Tv 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turns off on his phone 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
The old you is actually the younger you. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
champagne-is-the-most-wasted-alcohol. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A minotaur is a cowboy. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
The farther away you can wave hi to someone the closer you are as friends. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
plants-breathe-in-our-farts 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
everyone-in-matrix-is-technically-a-virgin 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A quesadilla is a really flat grilled cheese sandwich 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Almost all dildos are circumcised 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
men-can-redirect-blood-flow-with-the-power-of-their-minds. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A rock is a perfect murder weapon 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
The car horn is the universal noise for both hello and fuck you 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
On a scale of 1-10 5.5 is average not 5 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
You’ve consumed more liquid in your life than you’ve urinated. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
It’d be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Graduation caps are reverse top hats 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Pizza is a useful socialization tool 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
There’s like 7 billion boobs 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Dick is the fountain of life 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Yoga is single player twister 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
in Spongebob there are times when Spongebob goes to work and Patrick is already there eating a Krabby Patty, this implies there is another chef that works before Spongebob 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A positive thing about aging is that there is a higher and higher chance that someone has died that witnessed you do something embarrassing in the past and that memory is gone forever. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the grandparents haven’t been out of bed in years and they eat almost exclusively cabbage soup. That house must reek of unwashed ass and cabbage farts. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Death is only sad for the ones left living. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection