Shower Thoughts

Why don’t TV’s have screen protectors. The panel is the only bit that can’t be cheaply repaired

Spears are so effective and so simple to design, build, and use that I’d bet alien civilizations generally have a long history of using them.

People with the surname King, König, Koning or Koenig may have never had any royal lineage.

Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.

Fingernails and hair probably make a noise when growing, it’s just too small and slow to hear.

All “motion” on a screen is an optical illusion. Pixels don’t move, they only change color.

Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it’s amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping.

Maybe Superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie