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sex-is-more-common-at-nightlights-off-but-sex-in-porn-is-more-common-at-daylightlights-on. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Napoleon Dynamite was a long ass infomercial for MTV. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
At some point super obese people lose their ability to wipe. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
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All of the Neanderthals’ were uncircumcised 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Zombie movies are the only-place in which people don’t immediately recognize people acting like zombies 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Wood doesn’t have a melting point 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
An electric toothbrush doesn’t break. It just becomes a regular toothbrush. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
We really do take clear blue skies for granted. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Many people are aware of rule 34 but don’t know of any other rules. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
A ketchup chip is a tomato potato 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Mission impossible needs to be rebranded to mission possible as he keeps completing these missions. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
The Batmobile is likely uninsured. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
selling-something-for-more-than-it-cost-you-is-still-selling-it-for-a-fraction-of-what-you-paid. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
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Minimum wage gets you minimum workers. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
you-really-under-appreciate-how-much-each-muscle-you-have-does-until-they-are-sore. 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies 1.3k Points Upvote Downvote MoreReportRead LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to Collection
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