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by UntetheredRage February 13, 2025, 3:30 pm
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Why don’t TV’s have screen protectors. The panel is the only bit that can’t be cheaply repaired

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:40 pm
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Spears are so effective and so simple to design, build, and use that I’d bet alien civilizations generally have a long history of using them.

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:40 pm
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People with the surname King, König, Koning or Koenig may have never had any royal lineage.

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:40 pm
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Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:40 pm
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Fingernails and hair probably make a noise when growing, it’s just too small and slow to hear.

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:39 pm
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All “motion” on a screen is an optical illusion. Pixels don’t move, they only change color.

by UntetheredRage October 16, 2024, 12:39 pm
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Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it’s amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping.

by UntetheredRage January 15, 2024, 4:11 am
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Maybe Superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie

by UntetheredRage January 13, 2024, 2:44 pm
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6 minutes doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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The 5’11” vs 6′ argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise as $4.99 vs $5.00

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Most spaceships in movies are not handicap accessible

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Jurassic Park’s main lesson is about the dangers of mistreating your IT department

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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School lunch ladies are either the nicest or meanest people you’ve ever met

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Spiderman has been played by the same amount of English actors in the movies as James Bond has

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt. Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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it’s kind of ridiculous that seat belts laws exist but motorcycles are a thing

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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glasses fetish is the most common disability kink.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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nothing can be truly vegan because animals and insects help spread pollen and seeds.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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we go to sleep tired and wake up exhausted.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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science makes us understand how to live longer feelings give us the reason to want to

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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there is no way to weigh an erect penis

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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multiplying by 15 feels much harder than multiplying by 1.5

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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in your dreams you are laughing at your own jokes.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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if you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans your jeans are tucked into your shirt

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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the early bird catches the worm but the night owl has different dietary requirements so it doesn’t matter

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Our phobias may just be how we died in a previous life

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Someone has let out the biggest fart in a particular year or century or even human history and they probably don’t even realize it.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Creating a family is not family-friendly

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:58 pm
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All Polish ballerinas are technically pole dancers

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:57 pm
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In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:57 pm
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The permission slips for Ms. Fizzle’s class must have been wild.

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:57 pm
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Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women but not for men

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It’s weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with introductions

by UntetheredRage December 10, 2023, 4:57 pm
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we-just-accepted-the-fact-that-there-is-an-animal-that-will-fart-on-command-when-threatened.

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